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The overlaps have been in castration form this week. I’ve told you about my first ride on the Sybian, but what I didn’t tell you is that I destroyed the phallic attachment.
I like to claim pussy power, but admittedly, when I settled down onto it, there was already a slight tear. I’m guessing it was the time spent on my hands and knees, rocking back and forth, that enlarged the small tear, nearly decapitating the phallus.
The next day, I again thought of the castrated Sybian when I saw a friend’s status update: “Yesterday I observed that if a female rabbit becomes annoyed with an overly… shall we say, ‘attentive’ buck, she’ll castrate him by chewing off his sex organs. Nature is amazing.”
Shortly thereafter, I read Carlin’s post about Hef and grinned at her description of how he “pinned big cotton tails on women’s asses.”
Hefner wants to make women into bunnies? Well, female bunnies grow up to be female rabbits. And they are not to be messed with.
Pussy Power, people.
Staying with a friend this weekend, I noticed the saddle vibrator set up in the corner.
“I’ve never played with a Sybian before,” I said. “Would you mind if I took that one for a ride?”
My gracious host agreed, and I eagerly pulled a condom over the dildo attachment. Using nitrile gloves, I fashioned barriers for the places my vulva would rub against the vibrator. Without ceremony or prelude, I lubed the dildo and settled myself onto the erection sprouting from the black half-moon.